Friday, 31 October 2008
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
One day Bill woke up and decided to send some spam to his friend, Harry. So he quickly opened up email thin and evrythin. He write….
YOUR MUUM IS GOY WHEN SHE KABLUIS DA THIN ON D’ATHA THIN. AN YOUR DAD LIKE PERSIL SO MUCH, HE SMELL OF DOOR.
As soon as Bill had finished this, he pulled up his hair and put a sparkly hat, and then screamed “FFFAAAAAAA AAAA AAA BUUUUMMMMMMMM” to everyone in the street. The end. Oh, wait. Not the end.
When he got to school (as it was Meunday) he walked over to his friend Harry, and said “AAA AAA AAA DID YOU GET MY SPAM?” And Harry said “Well, um, I didn’t actually. My computer has broken down, so I can’t receive any new spam. But, I did get this piece. want to see it? ok I’ll show you…”
Y U SO GFDGJVXFVCXC. I GET YOU LATER IN ALASKA.
WE IN AUSTRIA, SO GET ON PLANE NOW. YOU DON’T
GET THERE BY TWENTY ELEVEN, I GET YOU IN TEXAS.
ALL THE WORST,
“What the hell is that thin!?” said Bill. “Let’s go uuuuuu uuuuu nnsdhgsdusdybcn to the teachers” said harry. “‘k” said Bill.
Later, Math started. Harry and Bill’s class were doing their SATS, when Bill sent a spam to the test marker saying…
HOPE YOU GET THIS SPAM.
COULD YOU PLEASE PUNISH ME WITH POOL TABLE, I BEE BAD
YOU ARE VERY BLUFF.
PLEASE SEND ME LOVE NOTE.
FROM BILL, THIRD ROW, FIVE ALONG DARLING
Well, the marker was furious. Bill wouldn’t even bring a rose to the date they had planned. So Bill flew and sent him a note sayin…
YOU HAVE GOT BUEAFITUL ARMS SLOTHERED IN JAM.
I HOPE YOU GYDXRCH SOON.
ALL MY LOVE,
Meanwhile, Harry was in Alaska with Thin. “What the hell is that spam you flew me,” said Harry. “I dunt now” said Thin. “But it was buff kfhvbnsl!!!!!!!”
“AAA AAA AAA” scremed a cute poler bear (^.^ SO CUTEE!) “I eat you twos!!!!!!!!” An they go eaten.
Oh, yeah, and to finish it ALL off, Bill gave birth to yellow keyboards smod in had.
The proper edn ned den end.
Monday, 27 October 2008
Thursday, 23 October 2008
'lo, everbody! Or should I say, Hej! That's how you say 'hi' in Danish! Ok, I've got a whole load of stuff to tell you, so get comfortable.
Sunday, 19 October 2008
- A new HD/AVCHD video camera?
- An A4-size graphics tablet?
- Photoshop CS4 extended?
- Put it in my bank account?
- A new MacBook Pro?
- A Cinema Display?
- Give it to charity? (haha lol)
Friday, 10 October 2008
A few quotes from Franz Kafka:
The meaning of life is that it stops.
Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.
One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.
In the struggle between yourself and the world, back the world.
The whole visible world is perhaps nothing more than than the rationalization of a man who wants to find peace for a moment. An attempt to falsify the actuality of knowledge, to regard knowledge as a goal still to be reached.
Paths are made by walking.
Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you anymore.
My life is hesitation before birth.
What have I in common with Jews? I have hardly anything in common with myself.
Thursday, 9 October 2008
I do not use drugs. My dreams are frightening enough.
A woman once rang me up and said, "Mr. Escher, I am absolutely crazy about your work. In your print — Reptiles — you have given such a striking illustration of reincarnation." I replied, "Madam, if that's the way you see it, so be it."
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
Originality is merely an illusion.
Talent and all that are really for the most part just baloney. Any schoolboy with a little aptitude can perhaps draw better than I; but what he lacks in most cases is that tenacious desire to make it reality, that obstinate gnashing of teeth and saying, "Although I know it can't be done, I want to do it anyway".
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
One of television’s great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs.
Self-plagiarism is style
It's only a movie, and, after all, we're all grossly overpaid....
To a distraught mother who said her daughter was so scared by the shower scene in Psycho that she would no longer shower:"Then, Madam, I suggest you have her dry cleaned."
When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, "But what's my motivation?" I say, 'Your salary.'
I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.
In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese and it took some time to realize the job was in fact taken.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
Getting a movie made in Hollywood is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years.
On winning the Ocsar for Best Director for Saving Private Ryan:"Am I allowed to say I really wanted this?"
Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Monday, 6 October 2008
Sunday, 5 October 2008
Yep, I uploaded a new Flash Animation yesterday. It didn't take me long to make (which I suppose is not a good thing), but it's out there anyway. It's got a score of 2.7 something out of five, which is good. Also, I have a new subscriber on YouTube! Yay!
Please watch and rate my animation here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/463047
Oh, have you ever heard these two songs? They're so cool!
'Tribute' by Tenacious D
'LSF' by Kasabian
Friday, 3 October 2008
I find this building really cool, really smooth and beautiful. I haven't shown it to you before, so here it is. Somehow I managed to include it in my Chemistry homework (!?). It's called the Al Hamra, and it's in Kuwait.
Thursday, 2 October 2008
Firstly, it's finally October, which means it's nearly my birthday! Yay! Every day that goes by, I get closer and closer to owning Final Cut Express 4! I'm salivating already! Oh, National Brachiosaurus Day went down well, I suppose. I gave everyone their cards (apart from Chris, sorry mate, I forgot), and we got a joint one from Natalie.
Also, I'm going to be getting a desk for my room. Yes, another one! This one's for Lego and Brickfilming, 'cause my desk is cluttered with that alleyway creation I showed you earlier. This desk is gonna be SO COOL. Yes, it's from Ikea, but It's got shiny legs and a drawer unit with shiny handles and a new lamp and a drawing board and drawer divider thingy. Mmm, shiny. Ok, If Tim, Luke or Genesis are reading this, then ADD TO THE BLOG!! ARGH!!
Oh, and I'm currently animating, which is exciting!